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A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 32,” is the reply.
“Nope! I’m exactly 50,” the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, “I’d guess about 29.”
The woman replies with a big smile, “Nope, I’m 50.”
Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, “Oh, I’d say 30.”
Again she proudly responds, “I’m 50, but thank you!”
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, “Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.”
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, “What the hell, go ahead.”
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, “Okay, okay…How old am I?”
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, “Madam, you are 50.”
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, “That was incredible, how could you tell?”
The old man says, “Promise you won’t get mad?”
“I promise I won’t.” she says.
“I was behind you in line at McDonald’s.”
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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”
“I’m in love,” the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”
“With YOU!” he said.
“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!”
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Alright, I just thought I would stop by and say hello and let everyone know that I’m okay and I am on my way to play poker. Wish me luck, hopefully I can win some money tonight. I will be back tomorrow with a great new site for jokes and stuff. Stay tuned.
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A husband & wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, and says she’ll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?”
“Oh”, replies the husband, “She’s my mistress.”
“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”
“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Roll Royce in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous girl on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress”, says the husband
She replies, “Ours is prettier.”
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9 Reasons Why people think Gay Marriage is Wrong/Illegal
1) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
3) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
5) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
6) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
7) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid and do not allow single parents to raise children.
9) Gay couples are a harmful influence on their kids, because all gay couples abuse their kids, daily.
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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Amsterdam’s famed red light district held its first ever “open day” Saturday as its peep-shows and brothels gave crowds of wide-eyed visitors free entry to help shed the area’s increasingly negative reputation.
Armed with a list of 25 establishments opening their doors and flinging back their red curtains, hundreds of tourists and locals seized the opportunity to see a prostitute’s bedroom, watch a brief live peep-show or chat to a lap dancer. more….
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What the hell is going on with the Daytona 500. I’m a big Dale Earnhardt, Jr. fan. But man, this race is getting to be pretty boring. I hate restrictor plate races. I understand increasing safety and all that, but come on! We are getting a little ridiculous here. It racing, I thought the point was to go as fast as possible. These races (restrictor plate) are taking all the fun out of one of the greatest sports in the world. Let these guys race and take those fucking restrictor plates off the damn cars!!!! Whew, sorry, just needed to get that off my chest. Let’s get on to the pics:
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Well folks I got the “video of the day” up for you. I hope you like this new feature. I’m going to keep the jokes and neat stuff coming, but I plan to throw a little of my commentary around too. I will start having my “Odd story of the Week”, which I hope to start publishing every Wednesday. And I am working on something for every Friday. Just to kinda switch things up around here. I will also be staying alert to all the new porn coming out and keep you up to date on that. I’m going to make that Mondays. Anyway, stick around see all the great things I will be bringing you. On to the pics:
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Ways to say I love you in different languages:
English：I love you
Afrikaans：Ek het jou lief
Albanian：Te dua
Arabic：Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic：Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian： Yes kez sirumen
Bambara：M’bi fe
Bangla：Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian：Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya：Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian：Obicham te
Cambodian：Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese：Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan：T’estimo
Cheyenne：Ne mohotatse
Chichewa：Ndimakukonda
Corsican：Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol：Mi aime jou
Croatian：Volim te
Czech：Miluji te
Danish：Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch：Ik hou van jou
Esperanto：Mi amas vin
Estonian：Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian：Afgreki’
Faroese：Eg elski teg
Farsi：Doset daram
Filipino：Mahal kita
Finnish：Mina rakastan sinua
French：Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Gaelic：Ta gra agam ort
Georgian：Mikvarhar
German：Ich liebe dich
Greek：S’agapo
Gujarati：Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon：Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian：Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew：Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew：Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon：Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi：Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong：Kuv hlub koj
Hopi：Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian：Szeretlek
Icelandic：Eg elska tig
Ilonggo：Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian：Saya cinta padamu
Inuit：Negligevapse
Irish：Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian：Ti amo
Japanese：Aishiteru
Kannada：Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan：Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili：Nakupenda
Konkani：Tu magel moga cho
Korean：Sarang Heyo
Latin：Te amo
Latvian：Es tevi miilu
Lebanese：Bahibak
Lithuanian：Tave myliu
Malay：Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam：Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese：Wo ai ni
Marathi：Me tula prem karto
Mohawk：Kanbhik
Moroccan：Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl：Ni mits neki
Navaho：Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian：Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan：Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan：Inaru Taka
Papiamento：Mi ta stimabo
Persian：Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin：Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish：Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese：Eu te amo
Romanian：Te iubesc
Russian：Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic：Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian：Volim te
Setswana：Ke a go rata
Sign Language：,\,,/ (position of fingers)
Sindhi：Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux：Techihhila
Slovak：Lu`bim ta
Slovenian：Ljubim te
Spanish：Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili：Ninapenda wewe
Swedish：Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German：Ich lieb Di
Tagalog：Mahal kita
Taiwanese：Wa ga ei li
Tahitian：Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil：Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu：Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai：Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai：Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish：Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian：Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu：mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese：Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese：Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh：’Rwy’n dy garu
Yiddish：Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba：Mo ni fe
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