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WOMEN ARE LIKE…
…the stock market
They’re irrational and can bankrupt you if you’re not careful.
…computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you’ve already got one.
…Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
…horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
…parking meters
If you don’t feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
…fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
…political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
…refrigerators
They’re always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
…blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
…country western songs
They’re annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you’ll get depressed and drink a lot.
Sweet brunette strips off pajamas revealing thong panties
Sassy brunette in bra and thong panties
Cute blonde Britney in panties and a tanktop
Frisky brunette sliding over her panties
Sport Babes
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counsellor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. “What seems to be the problem?”
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat speechless.
The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband, “Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!”
The husband scratched his head and replied, “I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
Today’s sporty ladies are courtesy of Sport Babes.
Cute basketball babe loves balls
Cute babe playing tennis naked
Athletic brunette naughty with dildo
Cheer Girls
These three men went out on this fishing trip, but as they we sailing along in their little boat, a storm picked up and swept them onto a rather small island.
Now the men weren’t scared at first, but when they saw these cannibals chasing after them, they began to run for their lives. The cannibals were much faster than they were, and so they captured the three men, and brought them to their King.
The King said, “I want each of you to pick 10 fruits. Each man must collect a different fruit as to that of the other two. Once you have done this, return to me, and I will tell you what to do.”
So the men, fearing their lives, run out and began to search madly for any fruit. The first man returns after a while with 10 apples. The King grinned wickedly and said, “Now you must take those 10 apples and shove them up your ass without making any facial expression. If you fail to do so, I will kill you!”
The poor man gets up to number 8 and then screams, as the pain was so intense. The King killed him right then and there, and returned to see the second man coming back with 10 strawberries. The second man got his instructions, too, and was up to the 10th strawberry, when all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, he begins laughing hysterically. So the King killed him, too, just as he did with the first man.
Now the first man and the second man meet up in Heaven, and the first man asks the second man, “Why did you laugh? You were on your last strawberry, and you could have gotten away!”
The second man said with a little smile, “Yeah, I know, but I couldn’t resist laughing when I saw the third man coming back with pineapples!”
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Cute cheerleader with amazing boobs
Teen cheerleader with hairy pussy
Cheerleader with very hairy pussy
Petite brunette horny cheerleader
Drunk Girls
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”
“I’m in love,” the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”
“With YOU!” he said.
“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!”
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The more boose we give them, the wilder they get!
To get on our big boat they need to flash their boobies!
Hot flashing chicks at Lake Tahoe 100% amateur stuff!
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Girls on Party
HAPPY ST. PATTY’s DAY
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal.
While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, “Johnson, the pole vault,” and was admitted.
The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, “McTavish, the hammer.” He was also admitted.
The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, “O’Sullivan, fencing.”
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Babes exposing tits on a fantasy fest
Mature flashers from fantasy fest
Babes dancing on spring break party
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Melon Market
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realises he is staring and enquires, “Are you looking at my pussy?” “Yes, I’m sorry” replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
“It’s quite alright,” replies the woman, “It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.” Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
The man, who is getting really interested, enquires what else the wonder pussy can do. “I can also make it wink,” says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?”
Stunned, the man replies, “Fuck me! Can it whistle as well?”
Today’s big tits are provided by Melon Market.
Lesbians in bed insert tongues and fingers into pussies and mouths
Redhead went to the cupboard to find herself a bone
Sexy redhead displays a fabulous body outdoors and indoors
Strawberry blonde pumps and grinds her pelvis in the air
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Today’s wonderful pics are courtesy of the Panty Squad.
Asian is super sexy in her panties on a park bench
Darling blonde coed in white panties and a t-shirt
Horny blonde plays with her tits and pulls aside her white panties
Curly headed brunette in and out of white cotton panties
This very skinny, flat chested coed is wearing a black dress
Coed brunette is seen playing with her panty hose in the woods
Athens Girls
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family – but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
Today’s lovely ladies are courtesy of Athens Girls.
Blonde Chick Gets A Piss And Cum Treat
Hot Slut Takes A Massive Cum Blast In The Face
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When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue
When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband…… at all times
When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?”
When you are dating….. He holds your hand in public
When you are married ….He flicks your ear in public
When you are dating….. A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad
When you are married ….A King size bed feels like an army cot
When you are dating….. You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ….You think to yourself….”Was he ALWAYS this hairy????”
When you are dating….. You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ….You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???”
When you are dating….. He hugs you, when he walks by you …for no reason
When you are married ….He grabs your boob any chance he gets
When you are dating….. You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ….You wonder who will die first
When you are dating….. Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy”
When you are married ….When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating….. He knows what the “hamper” is
When you are married ….The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area
When you are dating….. He understands if you “aren’t in the mood”
When you are married ….He says “It’s your job.”
When you are dating….. He understands that you have “male” friends
When you are married ….He thinks they are all out to steal you away
When you are dating….. He likes to “discuss” things
When you are married ….He develops a “blank” stare
When you are dating….. He calls you by name
When you are married ….He calls you “Hey” and refers to you when speaking to others as “She”.
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Sexy Brunette Gives You A Peek Of Her Colon
Asian Girl Takes Us Deep Inside Her Ass And Pussy
Beautiful Latin Babe Takes Us Inside Her Twat And Anus
Cute Mama Cita Takes A Camera Up Her Fuckholes
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